1 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,225 Two cappuccinos, two bacon sarnies, Mick. 2 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,352 Keep the change. 3 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,104 Funny, eh? Don't think I've ever seen you with cash in your hand. 4 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,648 -There he is! -Oi, oi! 5 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,815 What time do you call this? 6 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,692 What are you boys orderin'? Whoa! 7 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:35,239 Three. Three of everything, Mick! 8 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,908 You didn't wait for me coming up the dyke, did ya? 9 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,285 Cheers, mate. 10 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,042 Cup of tea and four sugars, please. 11 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,261 You've gained a bit of weight, Harold? 12 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,816 All right, dear? 13 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,568 Yeah. 14 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,863 How you doin'? 15 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,630 Edith! 16 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,382 There you are. 17 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,551 Where did you think I'd be? 18 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,970 I hadn't seen you for days. 19 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,096 What? 20 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,015 I thought you were dead. 21 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,268 Morning, Bernie. Nice walk? 22 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,274 Hey, did you happen to see... 23 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,818 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses. 24 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,695 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 25 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,823 Only I haven't got my face on. 26 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:45,035 -I've seen it without. -1973. 27 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,496 It's not happening again. 28 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,665 He's only gone and gotten a big bar. 29 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,417 -Ooh. -He had a load of new gear in. 30 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,336 Black Forest gâteau, he's got. 31 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,422 We can't have that, of course, because it's German. 32 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,715 Oh, Bernie! 33 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:03,053 Well, if you wanna flog chocolate bars, don't start a bloody world war. 34 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,431 Okay, it's safe. You can come in. 35 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,285 Right. Soon as we've had some grub, 36 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,288 I'll take you for a spin along the front. 37 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,583 When we get back, we'll play a bit of whist, 38 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,836 and I think they've got a male stripper for you. 39 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:36,962 What? 40 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,048 I made that last bit up. 41 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,470 You all right? 42 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,513 No, I'm not. 43 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,308 I'm bloomin' old. 44 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,809 Oof! 45 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:58,400 -Here you go. -Oh! Thank you. 46 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,701 Bernie, what's that? 47 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,037 Oh, you've seen it? 48 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,706 It's Torremolinos. 49 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,041 Well, I know that. 50 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,542 What's it doing there? 51 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,629 It was a happy holiday. Do you remember the donkey? 52 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,964 His name was Pedro. 53 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,424 And he took a real shine to you. 54 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:26,136 His name was Manuel, the donkey. 55 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,514 Pedro was the owner. 56 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,100 And he it was who took a shine to me. 57 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,393 Ah! 58 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,648 Come in, unless you're bailiffs. 59 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:41,109 Did they put something in your tea in that caff this morning? 60 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,446 Hey, Rene. How you doin'? 61 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,490 Oh, very well, thank you, Judith. 62 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,034 Well, it's good timing. I've just made some tea. You want a cup? 63 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,620 Oh, I'd love one, Bernie, but we got an inspection. 64 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,247 Ooh. 65 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,706 You can't say I didn't make you an offer. 66 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,459 Now, what can we do you for? 67 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,670 I rang them straightaway. 68 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,130 I'm really sorry, Bernie. 69 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,674 We left it too late. 70 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,427 Left what? What are you on about? 71 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,097 The trip to the beaches. D-Day. 72 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,432 Bernie? 73 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,145 Well, I... I'm sorry. It's my fault. 74 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,356 I should've got more organized. 75 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,693 They do a very good show here. 76 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,655 I'll go there instead, eh? 77 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:29,491 Thank you for tryin'. 78 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,786 -Yes, thank you, Judith. -No probs. 79 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,538 -Bye. -See you later. 80 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:42,921 Right. 81 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,339 Brew. 82 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,884 Then beach, eh? 83 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,137 We're lucky to get a sunny day. 84 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,524 -Oh! -Hello, love. 85 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,153 -You all right? -Fine. 86 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,740 I... I didn't disturb you, did I? 87 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,492 Oh, no, no. 88 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,202 -I was awake. -Oh. 89 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,496 Takin' me pills. 90 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,165 Oh, now what are you grabbing out of there? 91 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,501 No, I... I'm putting it back. 92 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,002 -Oh. -Yeah. 93 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,879 I'll do the rest in the morning. 94 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,260 Can't seem to, uh... settle. 95 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,137 I should have had a run. 96 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,639 Just go. 97 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:18,350 To France? 98 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,185 Why not? 99 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,856 Well, you can't. They make it up into one big trip. 100 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,440 That's the way they set it all up. 101 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:26,775 You can't do it on your own. 102 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,485 But you would. 103 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,655 I couldn't leave all on your own. 104 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,574 But I'm not on my own. 105 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,118 -I've got nurses around me all day-- -That... that's not the point. 106 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,580 Your health has not been great lately. 107 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:44,334 And now is no time for me to go charging off for an adventure. 108 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,674 Unless you have to. 109 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,761 That's okay. 110 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,592 -Thank you. -Adele! 111 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,845 Bernie. 112 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,764 Early walk this morning? 113 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,099 Yes. 114 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,393 See you later. 115 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,481 Yeah. See ya later. Mmm... 116 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,880 Blimey! 117 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,793 Shut up. 118 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:02,241 This is the final call for the 8:15 sailing to Ouistreham. 119 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:06,119 All passengers, please, the 8:15. This is your final call. 120 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,548 PandO Ferries would like to extend a warm welcome 121 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,717 to all veterans and their families traveling to-- 122 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:40,070 Are you lost, sir? Would you like a ride? 123 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,739 Oh, don't mind if I do. 124 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,746 I'm a veteran myself, actually, helping out for the weekend. 125 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,790 -Keeps me out of mischief. -Yeah. 126 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,501 So it is all right if I have a little look at your ticket? 127 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,545 Here you are. 128 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,840 So, wait, so you're standing the whole way? 129 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,133 -Yeah. -You don't have a seat? 130 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,426 I couldn't get a seat. 131 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,847 Well, in that case, I suggest you get hammered at the bar. 132 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,224 That's a good idea. 133 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:12,019 -Yeah, get legless, like me! -Oh? 134 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,771 Yeah, I trod on a mine in Helmand five years ago. 135 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,899 -What? You trod on a mine? -I've only had the new peg six months. 136 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,443 -Blimey! -Who were you with, by the way? 137 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,112 Royal Navy. Leading Seaman. 138 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:26,074 -Yeah. -Sparks. Bernard Jordan. 139 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,748 -Jam? -Sorry? 140 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,082 Do you fancy a bit of jam? 141 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,919 Ooh, yes, please! 142 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,671 How are you gettin' on? With both of you being in here? 143 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,007 -You got enough space? -Well, I have. 144 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,009 But then, I'm tidy. 145 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,970 Just look at the mess he's left down there. 146 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,306 Oh, thank you. 147 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,475 I still think he shouldn't have done it. 148 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,520 I have to be here because of the nursing, 149 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:58,649 but... he could've stayed in the house for a little bit longer. 150 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,942 He misses ya! 151 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,610 -Oh. -Well, he told me. 152 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,778 Mmm-hmm. 153 00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:04,530 Where is he, anyway? 154 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,407 -Sorry? -Bernie? 155 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,535 Oh! 156 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,620 He's out. 157 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:17,835 Ooh, my! How delicious. Mmm. 158 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,170 Okay, that's you done. 159 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:24,007 -You've got your dosette box for later. -Uh-huh. 160 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,510 I... am out of here. 161 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,512 Okey-dokey. 162 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,766 -See you later, Rene. -Bye for now. 163 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,827 -You all right there? -Yeah. 164 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,787 This way. Yes, thank you. 165 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,669 The ceremony is tomorrow and... 166 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:07,217 We're gonna hang out The washing on the Siegfried Line 167 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:12,848 If the Siegfried Line's still there 168 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:17,352 Mother dear, I'm writing you From somewhere in France 169 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,690 Hoping this finds you well 170 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:27,196 Sergeant says I'm doing fine A soldier and a half 171 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:31,909 Here's a song that we'll all sing It'll make laugh 172 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:35,329 Pa-ra-ra, pa-ra-ra Pa-ra-ra, pa-pa, pa-pa 173 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:40,501 We're gonna hang out The washing on the Siegfried Line 174 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:45,631 Have you any dirty washing Mother dear? 175 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,801 As we've nothing more to say, let's have one more round of applause 176 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:54,473 for Lizzy Lou, Annie Daisy and Lady Jane, The Candy Girls. 177 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,662 You all right? 178 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,580 I... I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 179 00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,709 Man should be able to do... Well, certain things in... in peace. 180 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,712 I... I was worried. You... you seemed in a spot of bother. 181 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,007 No, no, I'm... I'm okay. 182 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,802 I ain't got me sea legs yet. 183 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,679 And I'm ex-Navy! 184 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:37,516 Sure. Arthur. Arthur Howard-Johnson. 185 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,017 It's a bit of a mouthful, I know. 186 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,436 Bernie. Bernie Jordan. Pleased to meet ya. 187 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,022 Would you like another? I was just going to the bar. 188 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:47,776 Unless you want to get out onto the deck, do you? With the rest? 189 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,696 Uh... no, no. No, thanks. 190 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,739 But okay. 191 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,464 Oh... 192 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:25,939 Not you... Definitely not you. 193 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,484 Ooh! 194 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,446 Fifi. 195 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,162 Oh, my word. Look at you! 196 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,122 Marvelous! 197 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:44,708 Hang on. 198 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,670 Fifi, you've help me find it. 199 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,757 Oh, you are a wonder and a wiz. 200 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,302 Here we go. 201 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,393 Oh! Oh! 202 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:50,065 Come on! On the double! It's like a graveyard in here, Mr. Slow. 203 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,151 Too slow? Too slow? You cheeky bugger! 204 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,279 Come on, boys! 205 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,038 Come on! 206 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,752 Whoa! 207 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,714 Woo-hoo! 208 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:28,478 -I wanna take you somewhere. -Oh, yeah? 209 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,063 I mean, only if you wanna. 210 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,066 -It was just this place-- -You know, uh... 211 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,112 I'd go anywhere with you. 212 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,489 Anywhere at all. 213 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,014 Hold on. 214 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,730 Come in. 215 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,692 Bloody hell. You been burgled? 216 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,071 All this stuff everywhere, which is a trip hazard, actually. 217 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,906 You should really clear that all away. 218 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,825 Somebody got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. 219 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:27,287 If she was in bed at all. 220 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,791 You've got very dark circles under your eyes. 221 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,628 Tea downstairs tonight, or up here? 222 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,797 -Up here. -Same for Bernie? 223 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:41,969 Well, now... Mmm, I don't know because he's not back yet. 224 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:43,971 Really? 225 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,222 Mmm. 226 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:49,685 Well, tell him to ring down, will ya? Once he's decided. 227 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,520 Will do, will do. 228 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,482 Well, then, Rene, I've got to get round to the rest. 229 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,072 -Oof! -You all right, Rene? 230 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:08,078 Oh, it's... nothing. Just a twinge. Oof! 231 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,706 Sit down, you shouldn't be standin'. 232 00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,670 I'm all right. 233 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,755 I've got pills and more pills. 234 00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:22,926 The doctor, he... He's on his rounds. I... I'll go get him. 235 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,387 Adele, you're panicking! 236 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:29,725 Thank you. 237 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:40,903 So, who have you come with, Bernie? An association or... 238 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,156 No, no. I'm on me own. 239 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,575 It was, uh... a bit late. 240 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:51,038 I told you I was Navy. 241 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,207 You never said a word. 242 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,793 Oh, RAF. Bomber Command. 243 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:01,340 I was in Halifax, towing the gliders over, poor buggers. 244 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,426 And then straight back to the day job of bombing Caen. 245 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:09,223 I came across four times in the end, and flattened it. 246 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:12,893 I could never have gone that high. I get giddy in the top of a bus. 247 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,856 Well, up there was a damn sight safer than down where you were. 248 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,109 What about afterwards? What did you do then? 249 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:24,738 I was a schoolmaster at one of England's finest public schools. 250 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,990 -Can you believe? -Oh, I can believe you. 251 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,117 With your accent, you could cut glass. 252 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,580 How many times have you been to France? 253 00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:36,375 No, this is... this is my first go, as a matter of fact. 254 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,252 Oh. 255 00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,974 Actually, if you'll excuse me? 256 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:56,436 I think I need to indulge in another of the indignities of old age. 257 00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:57,771 Oh. 258 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:14,788 It's fine. 259 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,582 It's angina. 260 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,209 -Oh. -We know you get that. 261 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:23,964 The pain's all gone. I feel like a fraud. 262 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:27,342 Rene, I'm gonna prescribe you some glycerin pills. 263 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:28,594 If you get any more discomfort, 264 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:31,096 slip one under your tongue and let it dissolve, okay? 265 00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:32,598 Fine. 266 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,391 If you're worried, get someone to call me. 267 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,566 You mustn't overdo it, Rene. 268 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:47,196 With respect, Doctor, a couple of weeks ago 269 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:51,825 you were telling me to make the most of my time. 270 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,452 That was you, wasn't it? 271 00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:57,831 -Of course. -Mmm-hmm. 272 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,334 I understand. 273 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:02,044 Thank you. 274 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:06,340 I tried the café on the front, the... the shop on Lansdowne. 275 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,091 The Red Lion. Nobody's seen him. 276 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,259 So where is he? 277 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:12,179 He's almost 90. He can't have gone far. 278 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,597 -You talkin' about Bernie? -Yeah. 279 00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:16,683 He's gonna wanna be with her if she's not feeling well. 280 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,019 But he's disappeared off the face of the Earth. 281 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:19,937 He's in Brighton. 282 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,649 -What? -That's where he was headed. 283 00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:26,652 Out of Hove and... when I bumped into him. 284 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,153 You bumped into him? 285 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,197 -Yeah. -At what time? 286 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,324 Quarter to 6:00, about. 287 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:36,161 Quarter to 6:00? And you didn't think to say anything until now? 288 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:38,705 I didn't know you was lookin' for him until now, did I? 289 00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:42,584 Oh! How is she doing, Doctor? Is everything okay? 290 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:45,212 Yeah. She's resting. 291 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:48,090 And she ought to take it easy for the next couple of days. 292 00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:53,053 -Keep an eye on that, will you? -Mmm-hmm. 293 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:55,556 Good. In which case I better get back to the others. 294 00:25:56,390 --> 00:26:00,143 Martin... Bernie, no mention, okay? 295 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:03,438 The last thing Rene needs now is any extra stress. 296 00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:05,566 Oh, and you, come with me. 297 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:08,110 -Where we goin'? -To follow protocol. 298 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:11,321 Come on. 299 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,187 Jordan! 300 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,188 Jordan! 301 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,690 Jordan! 302 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,167 We've reached Calais. 303 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,796 I'm joking, I'm joking. 304 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:10,964 Come on. 305 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,762 We'll fight 'em on the beaches. 306 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,688 There you are! 307 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:31,610 -Oh, sorry, Arthur-- -No, no, it's fine. Honestly. 308 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:34,905 I've just been hanging onto this. It's all your worldly. 309 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:38,325 Listen, do you have anywhere to stay over here? 310 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,827 -No. -No, no, it's fine. Honestly. 311 00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:43,830 That's why I'm asking. You could tag along with us. 312 00:27:43,914 --> 00:27:47,334 That's my lot over there. It would be no bother at all. 313 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,711 That's very kind of you, but cash-wise-- 314 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:52,840 We've got loads of room on the coach and I'm on a twin that's already paid for, 315 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:54,591 so you wouldn't have to spend a penny. 316 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:58,136 And any case, I think I wouldn't mind a bit of company, Bernie, 317 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:01,849 if I'm... if I'm honest. If... if that's all right with you? 318 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,101 Thank you very much. 319 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,229 Come on, let's get out of here. 320 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:14,486 I'm sure he's okay. It's just after nine hours, we have to... You know. 321 00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,530 No, no, no. You done the right thing. 322 00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:21,910 I'll... I'll get these details circulated and... we'll issue a tweet as well. 323 00:28:21,994 --> 00:28:24,037 They can... they can be very effective. 324 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:26,790 We've got the photo, that's the key thing. 325 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:30,586 I'll get this out to the patrols. Perhaps I'll give the hospital a call? 326 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:32,921 You know, just so they're in the loop. 327 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:35,424 You know, just in case. 328 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,397 Rene? 329 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:52,649 Rene? 330 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:56,945 Rene! 331 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,156 Here. 332 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:01,783 Where were ya? 333 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:07,497 Under the bed looking for something and I found it. Pressing. 334 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:09,208 What? 335 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:11,835 It's a flowerhead, I've pressed it. 336 00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:14,338 You're supposed to be taking it easy, not rummaging around. 337 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,006 Give over, I'm fine. 338 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:19,635 I'm just tryin' to keep my eye on the ball at all times. 339 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:20,552 Very good. 340 00:29:20,636 --> 00:29:21,970 Very, very good. 341 00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:25,015 -In any case, I bought you something. -Ooh. 342 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:28,602 Fish and chips. 343 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,522 Oh, Adele! 344 00:29:31,605 --> 00:29:34,983 That's so lovely. 345 00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:39,613 Where's Bernie's? Will Martin bring his up later? 346 00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:46,411 Oh, your face, lovely. Your face! 347 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,705 I'm pulling your leg. 348 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,250 Bernie! Oh... 349 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:53,585 He's gone AWOL. 350 00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:57,047 Well, everybody knows, but nobody's talking about it, 351 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,341 'cause they're afraid it will finish me off. 352 00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:01,760 I haven't said anything about it either 353 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:07,140 because I want to make sure he has enough time to get there. 354 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:10,769 To get where? Where is he? 355 00:30:10,853 --> 00:30:12,271 He's in France. 356 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,689 Well, what the bloody hell is he doing there? 357 00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:18,986 He is attending the D-Day commemorations. 358 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,779 But that was full, there was no room on the trip. 359 00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:23,240 Ah, but he made his own way. 360 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,867 -At 90? -Mmm-hmm. 361 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:26,368 All the way across the Channel? 362 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,245 Well, he has done it before. 363 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,290 Only then, of course, they were shooting at him. 364 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:32,499 I do not believe this. 365 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,336 I've been feeling so guilty that I didn't check in the morning that... 366 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,839 I even bought you a large fish, Rene. 367 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:40,549 That's how bad I was feeling. 368 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:41,508 Oh... 369 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:47,472 Hey-ho. 370 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,310 Mmm... 371 00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:54,354 Yeah, go ahead, Vicky. 372 00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:57,274 He's okay, he's safe. 373 00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:01,028 The station's just been on, he's in France. 374 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:02,487 What? 375 00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:03,572 He's in France. 376 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,951 He's a D-Day veteran, apparently. 377 00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:11,163 Couldn't get himself on the trip, so he just legged it over there on his own. 378 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,915 Except he never bothered telling anyone. 379 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:14,249 Good lad. 380 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:15,834 Life in the old dog yet, eh? 381 00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:19,421 Oh, Sarge wants me to tweet a stand down. What shall I put? 382 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,089 Well, that. He's a war hero, 383 00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,633 wanted to do the right thing, only he couldn't, 384 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:25,844 so he did a runner instead from his old folks' home. 385 00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:28,722 Hashtag, "The Great Escaper." 386 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,084 That's me done. 387 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:06,176 There's an organized trip going off from here 388 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:11,056 to a, uh, museum or some exhibition, if you fancy that. 389 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:14,518 No, I'm taking a walk on the beach. 390 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:15,894 -Oh. -Yeah. 391 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:18,814 -To Sword, right? -Yeah. 392 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:20,732 I'll let you know. 393 00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:23,443 Great. See you later, then. 394 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:24,945 I'll see you then. 395 00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:28,574 Bonjour. 396 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,670 Cheers. 397 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,750 Hey, mate, we can't land in this, can we? 398 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,753 What the bloody hell are you asking me for, huh? 399 00:34:46,837 --> 00:34:49,505 Well, 'cause you've been here before, ain't ya? 400 00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,050 Move it! Move, move! 401 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:53,260 You know, with the first lot. 402 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,888 How's it gone? 403 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:04,438 Piece of piss. 404 00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:07,816 -We went off like clockwork. -Yeah. 405 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,736 -Incoming! -They do plan these things, you know? 406 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,905 Move, move! 407 00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:14,948 Move it! 408 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,210 Monsieur. 409 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,838 -Oh. -Monsieur? 410 00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:32,424 Uh? What? 411 00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:35,552 Merci, Monsieur. Merci. 412 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,305 All right. Merci. 413 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:43,101 Bernie! Bernie! 414 00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:44,645 Over here! 415 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,273 Come on in. 416 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:56,406 -Ça va bien, Monsieur? -Merci. 417 00:35:58,325 --> 00:35:59,660 So how did you get on? Okay? 418 00:36:00,536 --> 00:36:01,370 Fine. 419 00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:05,791 Of course. 420 00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:07,709 Well, you're here now. 421 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:10,045 Have a drink. 422 00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:13,924 Oh, uh... our American friend, 423 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:16,969 Marshall... rather fitting, 424 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:22,224 has kindly offered to provide the whole table with wine for the entire evening. 425 00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:24,142 I'm very tired. 426 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,979 Well, stay. It'll do you good, old man. 427 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:30,357 Gentlemen, this is my friend Bernie. 428 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,068 Royal Navy. 429 00:36:36,238 --> 00:36:40,033 The world is always more palatable when seen through a glass, Bernie. 430 00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:40,951 Mmm. 431 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:49,418 The point is that in the end everything turned out for the best. 432 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:52,671 Oh, yeah. Once someone's tracked Bernie down in France 433 00:36:52,754 --> 00:36:54,173 and made sure he's all right. 434 00:36:54,256 --> 00:36:58,385 Bernie is a very resourceful man. 435 00:36:58,844 --> 00:37:01,972 Oh, and by the way, Adele, that fish was lovely. 436 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:05,350 Bernie will be very upset not to have had it. 437 00:37:06,143 --> 00:37:12,024 Mind you, I can just picture him now tucking into a plate full of snails. 438 00:37:12,107 --> 00:37:13,358 Eh, Judith? 439 00:37:17,154 --> 00:37:18,947 Ooh... 440 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:21,325 -What a wind up, you are. -Oh, come on. 441 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,827 She's much too serious. She needs to relax, 442 00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:26,455 otherwise she'll make herself poorly. 443 00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:28,165 Let's get you changed. I've got your bed ready. 444 00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:31,043 Mmm... What's that on your arms? 445 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:32,377 Don't you like 'em? 446 00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:36,381 Well, if you're going to work in a fair ground, yes. 447 00:37:36,465 --> 00:37:39,468 But what does your mother think about them? What does she say? 448 00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:42,846 I don't think she's even noticed. 449 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:50,312 So Richard said, "I'm terribly sorry, Vicar, 450 00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:53,565 you're referring to the airplane, that Fokker." 451 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:57,694 I thought he meant something else entirely. 452 00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:02,282 Here, have another olive. It will soak up the booze. 453 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:08,747 Nine o'clock! Who goes to bed at nine o'clock? 454 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:12,584 Only the randy and the infirm, that's who. 455 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:14,795 -Rene. -What? 456 00:38:15,087 --> 00:38:17,381 Your lot didn't invent it, you know. 457 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:19,883 Ooh... Ow! 458 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,804 -What are you doing? -Oh, my knee exercises. 459 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:29,643 Bernie helps me with them, but of course... he's not here. 460 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:33,689 Do you want me to have a go? 461 00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:36,942 Oh, Adele, would you? That would be wonderful. 462 00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:39,486 Just pull the knee up a bit... 463 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:41,238 and then pull it down. 464 00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:43,657 -Like this? -Oh, perfect. 465 00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:49,788 In the war, if I was going to a dance, 466 00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:51,915 I'd shave me legs, 467 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:57,379 and then I'd get a load of damp tea leaves, 468 00:38:58,547 --> 00:39:03,093 wrap them in muslin, and then dab all that over the legs. 469 00:39:03,594 --> 00:39:05,262 Gave them extra color. 470 00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:07,931 Like a self-tan. 471 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,183 Exactly. 472 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,976 Only you had to be careful 473 00:39:11,435 --> 00:39:14,771 because if you got hot and started sweating, 474 00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:19,651 then you'd find yourself jiving in a pool of PG Tips. 475 00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:22,863 Oh, thank you. That's enough. 476 00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:25,240 Oh, Adele, Adele, Adele. 477 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:30,412 You are a really good girl. 478 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,836 Well, I'm just glad the day's ended like it has. 479 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,755 Everything all right, like you said. 480 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:42,883 Yeah. Thank you. 481 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,470 Right, well... See you tomorrow. 482 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:52,434 Listen, when you go home, get a teaspoon, put it in the ice box, 483 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:57,105 then use it to press out those bags under your eyes. 484 00:39:57,606 --> 00:40:03,195 They'll disappear, and nobody will ever know you've been on the lash all night. 485 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:06,031 What a load of... 486 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:11,370 Come on. Do you think I popped out of the womb 150 years ago? 487 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:17,000 Oh! 488 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,048 Hey-ho! 489 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:31,890 Gentlemen, we're going off to do some drill. 490 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:35,394 -And thank you so much. -Pleasure! 491 00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:37,437 -We'll see you all tomorrow. -You take care now. 492 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:38,730 Time to go! 493 00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:40,148 I don't know why you're making such a fuss. 494 00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:41,859 It's time to go, Monsieur. 495 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:44,987 Non, Monsieur. Non... 496 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:46,530 Hey! Hey, Bernie! 497 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:47,865 What's the problem? 498 00:40:47,948 --> 00:40:49,324 Nothin', nothin'. I just want another drink. 499 00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:51,451 Non, Monsieur. It's closed now. 500 00:40:51,535 --> 00:40:53,161 Miserable bastard. 501 00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:54,955 -It's fine. -Vous sortez. 502 00:40:55,581 --> 00:40:59,293 It's all right, he's one of us. We'll handle it, don't worry. 503 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,462 Why don't you just sit down? 504 00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:05,883 -What are you looking at? -They're doing nothing. 505 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:10,679 Why don't you go back to your hotel? 506 00:41:10,804 --> 00:41:12,931 'Cause I'm not a bloody baby! 507 00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:16,518 God, I... I just... 508 00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:21,106 I just... I just want a drink. That's all I want. 509 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,736 I'm not hurting anyone. 510 00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:27,613 You're gonna get yourself into trouble. 511 00:41:30,032 --> 00:41:31,366 Come. 512 00:41:32,868 --> 00:41:34,369 Yeah, all right. 513 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,002 Now, look... I... I know where it is, it's just around the corner. 514 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:48,300 That's why it's hard, ain't it? When you come home. 515 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:51,178 It doesn't go, does it? 516 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:53,138 Them things in there. 517 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:56,725 Like you never leave a man behind. 518 00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:00,395 Even if he's been a twat, you sweep him up and you take him out of danger. 519 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,692 Yeah... I've missed that. 520 00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:10,614 British... British soldier, eh? 521 00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:13,158 All for one. 522 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,452 And one for all. 523 00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:18,080 I think that was a French soldier, actually... 524 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:22,543 -Oh, there we go! -Watch out for that! 525 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:25,504 You done? 526 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:29,675 -All right, back on the boat. -What? 527 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:32,761 We started earlier than you. 528 00:42:34,179 --> 00:42:35,556 Like the Second World War. 529 00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:38,934 Don't bring that up again! It was a pleasure. 530 00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:47,359 You know, you should get a glass of water next to ya. 531 00:42:47,693 --> 00:42:48,527 Hmm? 532 00:42:49,528 --> 00:42:50,529 Oh, I will. 533 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:53,907 Yeah, that's... that's a good idea. 534 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:58,412 Actually, I... I feel all right now. 535 00:42:58,495 --> 00:43:03,250 Well... nothing left to puke up, so it's the same thing. 536 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:07,254 Oh, I... I've got you a ticket, by the way. 537 00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:08,797 It's the official thing. 538 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:12,801 In the arena, starts at 11:00. 539 00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:14,970 How did you manage that? 540 00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:17,806 I told you, the Americans. 541 00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:21,977 It's unbelievable. You're sitting just behind the Queen 542 00:43:22,728 --> 00:43:24,479 and President Obama. 543 00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:25,898 Of course I am. 544 00:43:37,242 --> 00:43:40,078 Anyway... Night, Bernie. 545 00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:43,457 -Good night. -And thanks for looking after me. 546 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,583 And Scott. 547 00:43:47,044 --> 00:43:49,838 I hope I didn't put a damper on your day. 548 00:43:50,881 --> 00:43:52,424 Don't be silly. 549 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:54,968 Happy to help. 550 00:44:00,015 --> 00:44:02,518 -Good night. -Bye... 551 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,164 Stand clear! Stand down! 552 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,003 Oi! Have you got a smoke? 553 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:36,051 No, not for me. For you. You. 554 00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:42,724 Incoming! 555 00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:48,981 What's your name? 556 00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,525 -D-Douglas... -Huh? 557 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,861 -Douglas Bennett. -Well, I'm Bernie. 558 00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:55,153 Where are you from, Douglas? 559 00:44:55,237 --> 00:44:56,321 Nottingham. 560 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:58,407 I'm from Nottingham. 561 00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:00,868 Sherwood Rangers. 562 00:45:01,994 --> 00:45:04,621 Same as these... Players. 563 00:45:05,038 --> 00:45:08,250 And me girlfriend, she works for the factory. 564 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,711 Stand by! 565 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:27,227 Yeah, yeah, that's her. 566 00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:29,855 She's what they call a... a Player's Angel. 567 00:45:29,938 --> 00:45:31,607 -Bloody hell. -Yeah. 568 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,193 Yeah, she's a cracker, ain't she? 569 00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:39,698 What's that? 570 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:43,744 That's me letter... if I cop it. 571 00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:47,206 Get them ready, Jordan! Going in! 572 00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:50,209 Hey, you're not gonna need that letter, Douglas... 573 00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:54,755 You're like me, you're a survivor. Hmm? 574 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,799 Bernie? 575 00:45:58,509 --> 00:45:59,343 Bernie? 576 00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:03,055 Bernie? 577 00:46:05,182 --> 00:46:06,517 Bernie? 578 00:46:07,768 --> 00:46:08,727 What's going on? 579 00:46:09,645 --> 00:46:13,315 It's okay. Here... Just... just come back to bed. 580 00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:14,983 It's okay. 581 00:46:19,821 --> 00:46:21,532 Was I saying anything? 582 00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:25,327 No, I just heard a noise and I looked over and... 583 00:46:26,203 --> 00:46:27,996 -And there you were. -Oh. 584 00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:29,289 Does it happen often? 585 00:46:30,624 --> 00:46:33,418 Well, yeah, yeah, but only from time to time. 586 00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:35,128 Oh... 587 00:46:35,212 --> 00:46:36,964 My brother used to sleepwalk. 588 00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:41,134 Started at prep school, horrible place. 589 00:46:42,219 --> 00:46:43,679 That's what did it. 590 00:46:44,596 --> 00:46:45,681 Do you do it? 591 00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:49,268 No! Out like a light. 592 00:46:49,935 --> 00:46:52,312 Well, you should get back to it. 593 00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:55,440 Crisis averted. 594 00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:58,527 No... It's all right. 595 00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:02,489 I mean, I... I'm happy to just sit up for a bit. 596 00:47:02,906 --> 00:47:05,659 I'm... I might have an aspirin, as a matter of fact. 597 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:12,499 I shouldn't drink at all, you know. 598 00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:16,253 Oh? Are you on medication? 599 00:47:17,462 --> 00:47:18,672 I rattle. 600 00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:21,508 No, I... 601 00:47:24,636 --> 00:47:25,596 I'm an alcoholic. 602 00:47:27,431 --> 00:47:28,599 I'm sorry, that's a bit... 603 00:47:29,641 --> 00:47:31,935 That's a bit... ta-da! 604 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:35,189 But there you have it, it's the reason I'm here. 605 00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:41,195 My... my liver is shot, so I won't be able to do the 75th anniversary, 606 00:47:41,278 --> 00:47:43,488 that's for sure, so it was now or never. 607 00:47:45,991 --> 00:47:47,409 I had no idea. 608 00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:50,078 -Well, you... you wouldn't. -No. 609 00:47:50,162 --> 00:47:51,872 I'm... I'm good at hiding it. 610 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:53,624 Some of the time. 611 00:47:57,002 --> 00:47:58,003 Do... 612 00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:05,719 Do you know Charles Causley? He's a war poet. 613 00:48:06,178 --> 00:48:09,181 No, you... you know I don't know Charles Causley. 614 00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:12,768 He served, he was Navy, like you, so he knew what he was talking about. 615 00:48:12,851 --> 00:48:18,524 Anyway, he wrote this verse called "At the British War Cemetery, Bayeux." 616 00:48:19,858 --> 00:48:23,403 It's all about the graveyard just up the road, Bayeux. 617 00:48:23,487 --> 00:48:24,905 You must know that place. 618 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:27,366 I've heard of it. 619 00:48:27,449 --> 00:48:30,744 There are almost 5,000 dead in there. 620 00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:32,454 All British. 621 00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:36,291 Nearly all of them killed during the D-Day landings, 622 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:39,753 including my brother. 623 00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:46,301 The irony is that he wasn't lost in combat, no. 624 00:48:46,385 --> 00:48:49,263 He was RAF, same as me, and he was shot down over Essen 625 00:48:49,346 --> 00:48:52,641 a couple of months before, and I... I assumed he was dead. 626 00:48:52,724 --> 00:48:56,895 But he'd bailed out and he linked up with the Resistance. 627 00:48:56,979 --> 00:49:00,274 He was... He was on his way home. 628 00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:02,943 To England. 629 00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:05,779 And he was holed up in Caen when I... 630 00:49:09,032 --> 00:49:10,868 I nipped across and flattened it. 631 00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:14,329 Christ. 632 00:49:14,955 --> 00:49:17,040 Killed about 3,000 in all. 633 00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:18,917 Civilians, those on the ground... 634 00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:22,379 I often wondered if it was one of mine that did for Clive. 635 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:24,590 Anyway, the reason I'm telling you this, Bernie, is that I... 636 00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:27,467 I've never been to his grave. 637 00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:31,972 I wasn't able to, for whatever reason, but that was the plan. 638 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:38,228 This afternoon, I was finally gonna go and... and pay my respects. 639 00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:40,606 But I didn't. 640 00:49:41,356 --> 00:49:46,445 I stayed in town and I got pissed instead. 641 00:49:50,032 --> 00:49:51,366 I'm sorry. 642 00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:57,456 I'm sorry, I... I shouldn't burden you with my tawdry tales. 643 00:49:58,248 --> 00:49:59,291 It's just that I'm... 644 00:50:00,751 --> 00:50:03,212 It's just... Every now and again, I meet someone 645 00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:08,217 and they make me think that maybe, maybe I could be different. 646 00:50:09,218 --> 00:50:12,846 Maybe I could wrestle my demons too, except... 647 00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:16,350 You have to be brave to do that. 648 00:51:18,579 --> 00:51:19,872 We're nearly there, I promise. 649 00:51:21,665 --> 00:51:25,043 No peekin'. I said, no peekin'. 650 00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:26,128 I'm not. 651 00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:28,130 Be careful. 652 00:51:29,339 --> 00:51:31,216 Right. Now you can look. 653 00:51:38,307 --> 00:51:40,017 Yeah, it's called the holy hour. 654 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:43,854 The light is just, like, different... 655 00:51:45,856 --> 00:51:47,357 to any other time of day. 656 00:51:49,234 --> 00:51:50,944 Normally, you just sleep right through it. 657 00:51:57,784 --> 00:52:01,246 It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 658 00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:10,756 Oh... 659 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:15,385 What? 660 00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:21,016 It's a dog rose. I love 'em, they're gorgeous. 661 00:52:22,184 --> 00:52:23,185 Oh, yeah? 662 00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:29,608 What? 663 00:52:30,901 --> 00:52:32,611 It's limited, isn't it? 664 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,197 Your knowledge of the natural world? 665 00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:38,283 All right, all right, all right! 666 00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:39,493 Well, you gotta appreciate I've never seen 667 00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:41,328 a haystack before I got posted down here. 668 00:52:42,579 --> 00:52:43,622 But I'm learnin'. 669 00:52:44,831 --> 00:52:45,666 Like that. 670 00:52:48,126 --> 00:52:49,253 I'll never forget it now. 671 00:52:52,089 --> 00:52:53,966 Specially as a rose is my favorite flower. 672 00:52:55,759 --> 00:52:56,718 'Cause is dead English. 673 00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:00,764 -Yeah, and my favorite animal-- -Let me guess. 674 00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:06,436 It's... a dog? 675 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:08,730 -I love 'em. -So do I. 676 00:53:11,149 --> 00:53:12,985 Which do you like best? 677 00:53:14,444 --> 00:53:17,948 I couldn't tell you. You'll only think it's dead poncy. 678 00:53:21,118 --> 00:53:22,077 It's a poodle. 679 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:24,955 You like poodles. 680 00:53:25,414 --> 00:53:26,540 So? 681 00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:29,418 I mean, they're ever so clever. 682 00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:31,378 My auntie had one that could count. 683 00:53:31,837 --> 00:53:34,173 And... Well, they don't get any hairs on the settee, 684 00:53:34,256 --> 00:53:36,758 plus if you're going on the bus, they're the perfect size so you can-- 685 00:54:29,561 --> 00:54:30,604 Rene... 686 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:54,378 Bernie... 687 00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:08,285 Morning, Rene. Your breakfast is ready. 688 00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,953 I'm coming. 689 00:56:15,209 --> 00:56:19,129 Ooh, my Lord! I'm in Piccadilly Circus. 690 00:56:19,213 --> 00:56:20,797 Good morning to you too. 691 00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:25,761 Oh, you haven't seen what I have just seen. 692 00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:31,225 You should put some money aside, Adele, for plastic surgery. 693 00:56:31,808 --> 00:56:34,561 That's my advice, generally. 694 00:56:34,645 --> 00:56:36,813 Your tea is there as well. 695 00:56:37,147 --> 00:56:38,565 Thank you. 696 00:56:42,027 --> 00:56:43,779 Oh... What's this? 697 00:56:44,279 --> 00:56:47,533 Oh, sorry, it was on earlier. It's a special program. 698 00:56:47,908 --> 00:56:51,578 All the beaches. That one, that's the one Bernie's at. 699 00:56:51,662 --> 00:56:53,664 -That's the main one, that. -Never. 700 00:56:53,747 --> 00:56:56,792 Hey, you might spot him on the telly, Rene. 701 00:56:57,292 --> 00:56:59,670 There he is! Still got it! 702 00:57:17,229 --> 00:57:22,317 I knew it would be big, it is the 70th, but not this big. 703 00:57:22,401 --> 00:57:25,028 Course it is. People love the war, looking back. 704 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:28,907 And the Queen's there. There's always an interest wherever she goes. 705 00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:30,617 Well, of course there is. 706 00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:33,328 -I'll get you a top-up. -Ta. 707 00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:38,542 {\an8}Is that... 708 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:39,751 {\an8}...turn it up. 709 00:57:40,919 --> 00:57:42,796 {\an8}...some form of official recognition, 710 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,592 after it emerged that the D-Day veteran was so determined to honor-- 711 00:57:46,675 --> 00:57:48,385 Have you seen it? Turn on the telly! 712 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:49,511 It is on, we've got it. 713 00:57:49,595 --> 00:57:52,806 ...into his own hands, and had mounted what has now been dubbed 714 00:57:53,265 --> 00:57:54,474 "The Great Escape." 715 00:57:54,975 --> 00:57:55,809 Escape? 716 00:57:55,893 --> 00:57:56,977 Well done, Bernie Jordan. 717 00:57:57,352 --> 00:57:58,645 What can you tell us, Jo? 718 00:57:58,729 --> 00:58:01,690 Hi, Laura. Well, just that having been informed 719 00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:04,318 that he couldn't go on an organized trip, 720 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:08,655 yesterday morning, while most his fellow residents here 721 00:58:08,739 --> 00:58:11,074 at the Pines care home in Hove... 722 00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:12,951 -We're on the telly. -...were still fast asleep... 723 00:58:14,369 --> 00:58:15,287 Shush, shush. 724 00:58:15,370 --> 00:58:17,873 We're on the telly. Me mum's gonna love this. 725 00:58:18,165 --> 00:58:20,167 ...and made a break for the coast. 726 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,753 And then relying on taxi ferry-- 727 00:58:22,836 --> 00:58:26,131 He's a hero, Rene. An actual hero! 728 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,051 Rene, have you seen this? 729 00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:32,846 {\an8}-...arrived in France... -He's not bothering the French now. 730 00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:36,433 Oh, bugger off. 731 00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,938 A salutary lesson to the rest of us, I think. 732 00:58:41,230 --> 00:58:45,067 There are 90-year-olds re-storming the beaches of Normandy. 733 00:58:45,150 --> 00:58:46,109 Jo? 734 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:49,530 Exactly where he is, Laura, nobody's quite sure. 735 00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:54,243 But what everyone is certain of is that in Bernard Jordan, 736 00:58:54,326 --> 00:58:57,204 the world has discovered one old soldier 737 00:58:57,287 --> 00:59:00,874 who will never fail to answer the call of duty. 738 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:03,627 -What a great story. --Absolutely. 739 00:59:29,778 --> 00:59:33,532 Sorry, I've got a prostate the size of a bloody space hopper. 740 00:59:34,449 --> 00:59:36,743 We can't do this, Arthur. 741 00:59:37,911 --> 00:59:40,289 We have to go... to Bayeux. 742 00:59:40,372 --> 00:59:43,625 No, no. I've said I can't, even if you're with me. 743 00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:45,502 I have to. 744 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:47,421 I don't understand. 745 00:59:47,504 --> 00:59:50,299 I have to go, and you have to come with me. 746 00:59:58,390 --> 01:00:02,019 Ladies and gentlemen, the ceremony will begin in 15 minutes. 747 01:00:02,352 --> 01:00:04,938 -Please make your way-- -They'll all be in the arena, I bet. 748 01:00:05,564 --> 01:00:08,483 Right. Come on. 749 01:00:12,946 --> 01:00:15,073 Merci, Antoine. Superbe. 750 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:16,658 Ouais, c'est ça. Ciao. 751 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,579 -He will be delighted to drive you. -Terrific. 752 01:00:20,662 --> 01:00:22,956 -And will be here shortly. -Did he say how much? 753 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,374 Oh, non, non, non. His pleasure. 754 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:27,252 Oh! Merci. Merci mille fois! 755 01:00:29,213 --> 01:00:30,672 -Et voilà. -Thank you. 756 01:00:31,048 --> 01:00:33,217 Hey, Maurice. You got that other round set up for me? 757 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,219 And don't let these guys pay this time, huh? 758 01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:37,346 Of course, Monsieur. I'll bring them over to you. 759 01:00:37,429 --> 01:00:39,723 Hello? Who are these people? 760 01:00:42,601 --> 01:00:43,435 They're Germans. 761 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:45,771 What are they doing here? 762 01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:49,233 Ah, same as you guys, I guess. 763 01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:51,026 To honor their fallen comrades. 764 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:52,694 Oh. 765 01:00:52,778 --> 01:00:54,905 Where they on a beach on D-Day? 766 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:56,490 Heinrich was. 767 01:00:56,573 --> 01:00:59,576 Uh... Günther was on Juno, same as Jens. 768 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,870 The other three defended Omaha. 769 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:04,248 You think I could talk to them? 770 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:08,710 They... they won't think I'm rude, will they? 771 01:01:11,129 --> 01:01:14,091 -Arthur, Bernard. -Bitte. 772 01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:19,304 They were involved in the landings. They wanted to say hello. 773 01:01:21,223 --> 01:01:22,182 How do you do? 774 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:29,815 It's good to meet you. 775 01:01:38,657 --> 01:01:40,868 He wants to know what you both did. 776 01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,537 Ah... um... 777 01:01:44,162 --> 01:01:47,958 Me, Royal Navy. He's Royal Air Force. 778 01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:52,045 And it was you who was here, Heinrich. 779 01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:54,715 This was your beach. 780 01:01:55,757 --> 01:01:56,800 Ja. 781 01:01:56,884 --> 01:01:57,968 Sword. 782 01:01:59,178 --> 01:02:00,053 Sword. 783 01:02:02,764 --> 01:02:03,765 Me too. 784 01:02:22,618 --> 01:02:23,952 Um... 785 01:02:55,192 --> 01:03:00,739 Can you tell him I want him to have this ticket? 786 01:03:01,281 --> 01:03:03,659 You should go and sit in there. 787 01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:05,410 Tell him he should do that. 788 01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:12,251 Have you got yours, Arthur? 789 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,590 We've only got two, 790 01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:22,719 but... they are the best seats in the house. 791 01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:11,476 -"I walked... I walked..." -What? 792 01:04:15,564 --> 01:04:19,193 "I... I walked where in..." 793 01:04:20,819 --> 01:04:23,864 -Rene! -Rene, a couple of words? 794 01:04:23,989 --> 01:04:25,199 Yeah? 795 01:04:27,284 --> 01:04:28,619 Oh. 796 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:34,625 -Are you okay? -Oh. 797 01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:38,086 I've been worryin'. All the fuss and that. 798 01:04:38,587 --> 01:04:41,632 Fuss? Is that what you think this is? 799 01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:48,430 Nobody actually knows if he's all right, or where he is even. 800 01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:52,351 -Rene... -It was between me and him. 801 01:04:53,644 --> 01:04:56,605 That's how it's always been where the war is concerned. 802 01:04:57,231 --> 01:04:58,732 It's our business. 803 01:04:59,608 --> 01:05:03,403 Now that's letting everybody in. 804 01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:06,240 And that's just asking for trouble. 805 01:05:07,574 --> 01:05:08,909 You have to keep your head down, 806 01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:12,037 your eyes straight ahead... 807 01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,791 or bad things happen. 808 01:05:23,257 --> 01:05:24,216 Hi, Rene. 809 01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:34,471 I waved him off. 810 01:07:36,056 --> 01:07:37,140 Let him go. 811 01:07:39,726 --> 01:07:41,895 When what I should have said was... 812 01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:48,694 "You are not getting on that ship, Bernard Jordan. 813 01:07:50,112 --> 01:07:51,238 You are not." 814 01:07:54,408 --> 01:07:55,784 And then I did it again. 815 01:08:23,604 --> 01:08:27,232 "I walk... I walked, I walked where in their... 816 01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:29,734 Their talking graves 817 01:08:31,819 --> 01:08:36,617 and shirts of earth 5,000 lay 818 01:08:40,703 --> 01:08:44,082 When history... when history... 819 01:08:47,461 --> 01:08:50,214 When history with ten feasts of fire 820 01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:55,135 Had eaten... 821 01:08:56,886 --> 01:09:01,265 Had eaten... the red air away" 822 01:09:24,497 --> 01:09:26,625 Here, Bernie! Bernie, mate, I need a favor! 823 01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:28,001 What are you doin'? 824 01:09:28,377 --> 01:09:29,502 I've had a thought... 825 01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:32,840 What if I drown? 826 01:09:34,006 --> 01:09:34,841 What? 827 01:09:34,925 --> 01:09:36,801 I could drown and then I'm stuffed, aren't I? 828 01:09:37,135 --> 01:09:40,055 And that's if they find me. I could get washed out to sea-- 829 01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:44,225 -Bennett! -Just get back in the bloody tank! 830 01:09:44,309 --> 01:09:46,144 Take it, will ya? Just in case. 831 01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:49,773 Bernie, please. 832 01:09:50,816 --> 01:09:52,526 Just take it. 833 01:09:58,490 --> 01:10:01,535 The address is on the top of the letter. And her name is Vera. 834 01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:18,427 And, Bernie, if you do have to, you know, send the letter-- 835 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:20,554 Get him ready, Jordan! 836 01:10:20,637 --> 01:10:21,889 I told you you're coming back. 837 01:10:21,972 --> 01:10:25,767 Tell Vera I... I said she was... she was-- 838 01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:28,478 -I told you-- -She was fuckin' spectacular. 839 01:10:39,698 --> 01:10:40,699 Hello, Douglas. 840 01:10:58,217 --> 01:10:59,092 I'm so sorry. 841 01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:08,227 What a waste! 842 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,607 Eh? 843 01:11:15,692 --> 01:11:16,527 What a waste. 844 01:11:34,837 --> 01:11:36,046 What is it, Bernie? 845 01:11:37,965 --> 01:11:39,132 What's wrong? 846 01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:42,511 Nothing, uh... I'm fine. 847 01:11:43,971 --> 01:11:45,305 Mission accomplished. 848 01:11:47,432 --> 01:11:48,642 Right. 849 01:11:50,602 --> 01:11:54,356 Do you... want to get some lunch? 850 01:11:56,233 --> 01:11:57,150 Or... 851 01:12:00,237 --> 01:12:01,405 What do you want to do now? 852 01:12:09,997 --> 01:12:10,998 I wanna go home. 853 01:12:12,541 --> 01:12:13,750 And see my girl. 854 01:12:17,462 --> 01:12:18,755 What does that mean? 855 01:12:19,882 --> 01:12:21,967 I don't suppose we'll see each other again. 856 01:12:23,051 --> 01:12:26,513 What about... the other side? 857 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,434 That's absolute bollocks, Bernie. You know that! 858 01:12:33,103 --> 01:12:34,104 It's been an honor. 859 01:12:36,398 --> 01:12:37,774 An absolute honor. 860 01:12:40,235 --> 01:12:41,278 Likewise. 861 01:12:53,498 --> 01:12:55,250 Bernie. Bernie. 862 01:12:56,502 --> 01:12:58,754 -I'd given up finding you. -What you doin'? 863 01:12:59,546 --> 01:13:02,007 -I've got something I want you to have. -What is it? 864 01:13:02,424 --> 01:13:04,218 -It's a croissant. -A what? 865 01:13:04,301 --> 01:13:06,428 A croissant. They're like the national dish of France. 866 01:13:08,096 --> 01:13:09,431 They looked a lot better earlier. 867 01:13:10,974 --> 01:13:14,186 I wanted to apologize for how I behaved last night. 868 01:13:15,812 --> 01:13:17,064 Honest, I don't know what came over me. 869 01:13:18,857 --> 01:13:20,943 Oh, really... You're young. 870 01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:24,947 Forget it. 871 01:13:25,822 --> 01:13:26,823 Oh, thank you. 872 01:13:28,033 --> 01:13:29,117 Thank you, Bernie. 873 01:13:30,285 --> 01:13:32,162 'Cause, listen, you're an inspiration to me. 874 01:13:32,663 --> 01:13:34,998 Everything you've done, the way you conduct yourself. 875 01:13:35,582 --> 01:13:38,919 It's people like you that make me feel properly proud and honored to be part-- 876 01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:39,878 Stop it! 877 01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:43,507 All right? 878 01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:45,759 Stop saying stuff like that. 879 01:13:46,510 --> 01:13:47,761 Just get some help. 880 01:13:48,470 --> 01:13:50,639 'Cause I know what you're going through, Scott. 881 01:13:51,473 --> 01:13:54,560 And I don't want nothing bad to happen to you. 882 01:13:56,061 --> 01:13:59,106 But right now, you're a fucking mess. 883 01:14:00,148 --> 01:14:01,275 Hmm? 884 01:14:18,166 --> 01:14:19,334 There she is, that window. 885 01:14:19,459 --> 01:14:22,379 Rene! What will you say to Bernie when he gets back? 886 01:14:23,046 --> 01:14:24,089 Get! 887 01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:26,717 Rene! 888 01:14:28,385 --> 01:14:29,386 Sh... 889 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,514 Oh... 890 01:14:45,944 --> 01:14:47,446 Oh, God... 891 01:14:51,325 --> 01:14:52,701 Ooh... 892 01:15:20,395 --> 01:15:21,480 Rene. 893 01:15:23,398 --> 01:15:24,316 Rene! 894 01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:28,946 I'm okay. I just couldn't find me pills. 895 01:15:29,029 --> 01:15:31,240 -Do you need the doctor? -No, no! 896 01:15:31,907 --> 01:15:35,536 It's going. I mean, the pills are very good. 897 01:15:35,911 --> 01:15:37,829 I... just couldn't find them. 898 01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:39,248 Sorry. 899 01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:41,542 You gotta stop having these turns, Rene. 900 01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:44,795 Or at least have 'em when someone else is around, eh? 901 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:47,464 Oh, well, thank you so much. I will. 902 01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:58,392 How long have you got? 903 01:15:59,142 --> 01:16:02,813 You're much too clever to be working here, you know? 904 01:16:02,896 --> 01:16:05,440 Seriously, Rene, just... just tell me. 905 01:16:05,899 --> 01:16:07,150 What have they said? 906 01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:12,573 "Don't start reading long books." 907 01:16:12,656 --> 01:16:14,283 Stop joking about it. 908 01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:15,951 It ain't funny. Why do you keep joking-- 909 01:16:16,034 --> 01:16:18,662 Come on, I've had a very good life. 910 01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:21,582 -Well, yeah, but-- -No buts. 911 01:16:21,665 --> 01:16:27,004 At your age, Adele, you cling to every second. 912 01:16:27,629 --> 01:16:30,299 And every second is worth clinging to. 913 01:16:31,758 --> 01:16:32,593 Generally. 914 01:16:33,719 --> 01:16:39,141 But at my age, oh... You're basically buggered. 915 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:41,435 But you! 916 01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:45,606 You're like a piece of ripe fruit. 917 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:46,940 I don't care. 918 01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:48,942 I knew it. 919 01:16:49,026 --> 01:16:51,028 I knew as soon as you started gettin' all that stuff out, 920 01:16:51,111 --> 01:16:52,487 I knew there was somethin'-- 921 01:16:52,571 --> 01:16:55,699 Oh, come on! Everyone does tidying up. 922 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:02,289 What does Bernie say? 923 01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:06,460 He doesn't know, and I'm not telling him. 924 01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:08,754 And you're not telling him either. 925 01:17:08,837 --> 01:17:09,838 What? 926 01:17:09,963 --> 01:17:12,841 But it's Bernie, you can't not tell him. 927 01:17:12,925 --> 01:17:13,884 Why not? 928 01:17:14,426 --> 01:17:18,263 There's nothing he can do, he'd be heartbroken to know 929 01:17:18,347 --> 01:17:20,474 I was going before him. 930 01:17:20,557 --> 01:17:24,019 I am not telling Bernie. 931 01:17:35,239 --> 01:17:36,573 Oh... 932 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:01,765 I found him. 933 01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:06,979 Hi. Excuse me, are you Bernard Jordan? 934 01:18:08,021 --> 01:18:10,607 Yes. Why? Is there a problem? 935 01:18:10,691 --> 01:18:13,318 No, no, not at all. I'm... I'm pleased to meet you. 936 01:18:13,402 --> 01:18:16,905 I'm Sandy, I'm the Chief Press Officer for PandO Ferries. 937 01:18:17,406 --> 01:18:18,574 Oh, hello, Sandy. 938 01:18:18,657 --> 01:18:20,450 -We've been searching-- -Bloody hell! 939 01:18:22,244 --> 01:18:23,203 What's this? 940 01:18:25,122 --> 01:18:27,291 Please, no photos. 941 01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:28,333 What's goin' on? 942 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,171 Voilà, Monsieur, un saucisson. 943 01:18:32,796 --> 01:18:35,465 Oh, a sausage! Thank you. 944 01:18:35,549 --> 01:18:37,301 Et voilà, Monsieur. 945 01:18:39,261 --> 01:18:41,013 -Bon appétit. -Thank you. 946 01:18:41,638 --> 01:18:43,640 A bottle of rum. Blimey! 947 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:46,518 Rene. Rene, they found him. 948 01:18:46,602 --> 01:18:49,354 -He's on a ferry back from France. -Thank you! 949 01:18:49,438 --> 01:18:51,607 -Come on! -Ow! 950 01:18:53,442 --> 01:18:55,152 Bernie, Bernie, what are you gonna say to your wife? 951 01:18:55,235 --> 01:18:57,487 "Give me a kiss or I'll go away again." 952 01:18:59,656 --> 01:19:05,412 Under stars chilled by the winter 953 01:19:07,623 --> 01:19:12,586 Under an August moon Burning above... 954 01:19:12,669 --> 01:19:13,962 Oh, it's supersized. 955 01:19:14,046 --> 01:19:15,088 Now, where else can we go? 956 01:19:15,464 --> 01:19:19,426 You'd be so nice 957 01:19:20,135 --> 01:19:22,429 You'd be paradise 958 01:19:22,513 --> 01:19:25,682 To come home to 959 01:19:27,893 --> 01:19:30,646 I wanna come home to you 960 01:19:31,063 --> 01:19:36,818 You'd be so nice, so nice So nice to come home to 961 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:41,114 And love 962 01:19:58,340 --> 01:19:59,883 Fuck it. 963 01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:18,902 Bernie! 964 01:20:20,279 --> 01:20:21,321 Hi. 965 01:20:22,030 --> 01:20:23,282 How does it feel to be back? 966 01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:25,158 Great. 967 01:20:28,787 --> 01:20:30,998 How was it to be in France for the commemorative... 968 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:33,959 A note, please, next time. A note. 969 01:20:34,042 --> 01:20:35,460 Hey, mate. You did it. 970 01:20:35,544 --> 01:20:37,588 -I'll kill ya if you do it again. -Welcome back, Bernie. 971 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:39,256 She's waiting for ya. 972 01:20:39,339 --> 01:20:40,382 Thanks. 973 01:21:37,189 --> 01:21:38,273 Bernie. 974 01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:41,026 What is it? What's the matter? 975 01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:44,196 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Rene. 976 01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:46,156 What? 977 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:49,368 I rolled over. I rolled over, really. 978 01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:52,663 It's like Fifi, you know? 979 01:21:53,247 --> 01:21:59,628 Then I... I went on me back... and then help yourself. 980 01:22:00,504 --> 01:22:04,800 You know? I've been in the papers, I've been on TV, the cheeky chappie. 981 01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:08,595 -The Great Escaper. -Yes, I have seen it all. 982 01:22:08,679 --> 01:22:13,517 A 90-year-old coffin dodger honors the glorious dead. 983 01:22:14,017 --> 01:22:16,687 -Bernie, what is it? -The truth! 984 01:22:16,770 --> 01:22:17,980 Telling the truth! 985 01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:20,649 Because people don't. 986 01:22:20,732 --> 01:22:23,569 All they want is a happy ending. 987 01:22:25,737 --> 01:22:27,656 Look at us, here. 988 01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:31,743 Grabbing a grip and pulling the bloody cord. 989 01:22:32,995 --> 01:22:35,414 All those poor old buggers outside... 990 01:22:36,957 --> 01:22:38,208 That's the truth. 991 01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:41,295 That's what old age looks like. 992 01:22:42,045 --> 01:22:43,130 And there's no escape. 993 01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:45,174 Not for anyone. 994 01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:47,801 Ever. 995 01:22:49,845 --> 01:22:52,306 What happened to you in France? 996 01:22:52,389 --> 01:22:53,390 What? 997 01:22:54,558 --> 01:22:55,809 Tell me. 998 01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:01,273 Hmm? 999 01:23:04,818 --> 01:23:06,403 I went to see this lad. 1000 01:23:11,241 --> 01:23:12,451 Where he is buried. 1001 01:23:13,327 --> 01:23:14,203 Douglas. 1002 01:23:21,043 --> 01:23:22,127 Douglas Bennett. 1003 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,089 Jordan! 1004 01:23:52,616 --> 01:23:53,575 Unloading cargo! 1005 01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:02,376 Get 'em ready! Stand by! 1006 01:24:03,418 --> 01:24:04,586 Go on. 1007 01:24:05,754 --> 01:24:06,880 Go on, you daft bugger. 1008 01:24:34,324 --> 01:24:35,450 Bang! 1009 01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:37,411 Gone. 1010 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,877 That's the truth. 1011 01:24:47,129 --> 01:24:48,422 He trusted me. 1012 01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:52,634 I said he'd be all right. 1013 01:24:54,761 --> 01:24:55,971 He got killed... 1014 01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,851 because I made him get off the boat. 1015 01:25:22,039 --> 01:25:24,124 When you came home, Bernie... 1016 01:25:26,084 --> 01:25:27,836 you were wound so tight. 1017 01:25:28,962 --> 01:25:32,925 You had something inside you, I thought you'd tell me what it was. 1018 01:25:33,217 --> 01:25:34,259 But you never did. 1019 01:25:35,594 --> 01:25:38,055 And I wasn't going to ask. 1020 01:25:39,056 --> 01:25:42,100 I thought, "If I even touch him, 1021 01:25:42,851 --> 01:25:46,438 he'll shatter and that'll be the end of us." 1022 01:25:48,065 --> 01:25:51,235 A life, without you? 1023 01:25:51,944 --> 01:25:54,446 I couldn't even consider that. 1024 01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:58,158 You've loved me for 70 years, 1025 01:25:58,242 --> 01:26:02,037 you've spent every ounce of your good luck 1026 01:26:02,704 --> 01:26:05,249 building a marriage with me. 1027 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,710 And that's what it was, Bernie. 1028 01:26:09,753 --> 01:26:14,091 It was your good luck that got you through the war. 1029 01:26:15,133 --> 01:26:18,762 And Douglas's bad luck not to. 1030 01:26:20,097 --> 01:26:23,433 It wasn't your fault he was killed on the beach. 1031 01:26:24,935 --> 01:26:28,105 It wasn't then, and it isn't now. 1032 01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:32,860 And that, that is the truth. 1033 01:26:34,945 --> 01:26:36,655 And I tell you this, 1034 01:26:37,030 --> 01:26:42,327 we have never wasted one second of our time together. 1035 01:26:42,411 --> 01:26:48,000 All right, we've only done normal, little, everyday things. 1036 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,836 But, by God, we did them well. 1037 01:26:51,837 --> 01:26:54,548 -And we still do. -Yeah. 1038 01:27:00,429 --> 01:27:01,763 Oh... 1039 01:27:16,945 --> 01:27:19,865 -The speed these bikes go. -Honestly. 1040 01:27:19,948 --> 01:27:22,201 -These cyclists are dangerous. -The cyclists-- 1041 01:27:22,284 --> 01:27:24,203 Oh, look, oh, look! Here you go! 1042 01:27:25,495 --> 01:27:29,291 Oh! Oh, hello, beautiful. 1043 01:27:35,756 --> 01:27:37,382 Brings back memories, doesn't it? 1044 01:27:37,466 --> 01:27:40,385 Yeah. We're too old to get another dog, aren't we? 1045 01:27:40,469 --> 01:27:43,013 We are certainly too old. We can't get a poodle anymore. 1046 01:27:43,096 --> 01:27:44,890 No, well, they poo all over the place. 1047 01:27:44,973 --> 01:27:47,351 -Will you please? -Why they're called bleedin' poodles. 1048 01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:51,396 Why do I encourage you? 1049 01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:55,234 Five, four, three, two, one! 1050 01:27:56,527 --> 01:27:58,820 -We should get back. -Okey-dokey. 1051 01:27:58,904 --> 01:27:59,905 Yeah. 1052 01:28:02,282 --> 01:28:03,700 Do you want an ice cream? 1053 01:28:04,326 --> 01:28:06,286 No, I got chocolate up in the room. 1054 01:28:06,370 --> 01:28:09,164 -And it's supersized. -Oh! 1055 01:28:09,623 --> 01:28:12,751 But I got you a sausage. 1056 01:28:13,126 --> 01:28:15,754 Oh, lucky, lucky me. 1057 01:28:32,688 --> 01:28:34,106 Bernie! 1058 01:28:34,898 --> 01:28:36,275 Tossers. 1059 01:28:44,157 --> 01:28:45,492 Hey-ho. 1060 01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:48,370 Here we go. 1061 01:28:52,666 --> 01:28:54,209 Ooh. 1062 01:28:56,545 --> 01:28:58,714 Ooh, look who's waiting. 1063 01:28:59,214 --> 01:29:01,008 -All right? -Hello. 1064 01:29:02,634 --> 01:29:04,386 Bless your heart. 1065 01:29:33,707 --> 01:29:35,417 Are you coming to bed? 1066 01:29:39,171 --> 01:29:41,381 -Yours or mine? -Ooh! 1067 01:31:09,678 --> 01:31:16,143 If you ever, ever, go away again... 1068 01:31:18,020 --> 01:31:19,646 I'm coming with you. 1069 01:31:21,815 --> 01:31:22,983 Mmm-hmm.